Me in the morning: i wanna be at a concert.
Me at night: i want to be at a concert.
Me in the shower: i want to be at a concert
Me in class: i want to be at a concert
Me sleeping: i want to be at a concert
Me at a concert: i want to be here forever until the end of time.
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous





